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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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Loons and Moons

No way

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

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